Now let’s all put our heads together on this one.
Go to the Inauguration---nope, no way.
Freezing my ass off with a crappy view of the action is not my idea of a good time.
I would on the other hand, like to go to a state dinner.
So from now until President Elect Obama leaves office, I’m on a mission to get invited to the White House for a state dinner.
I’m pretty sure I can clear a Secret Service background check. And I promise to act like I have some home training.
Yet I’m not quite sure how I’m going to pull this one off.
Any ideas, folks?