The grass is growing back in the vacant lots around my house.
Japanese beetles are decimating my collard greens. Nonetheless, there was enough to harvest for a meal.
The new rentals down the street are accepting Section 8/CHAC vouchers and the grass is starting to look like a bag of ass (again).
It official: The neighbors from hell have moved next door. More on that later.
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