Nature My Ass

Who knew that the local wildlife loved fresh Basil so much?

Those motherfucking birds have practically picked clean my container of Basil I had out on the back deck.

And before I caught a clue, they started working on my Rosemary.

I took the two flower boxes that contained the Basil, Rosemary and Chives inside yesterday to sit on my windowsill.

So I have to worry about urban ills AND scavenger birds?

That's just bullshit.