Friday, April 28, 2006


Our grass has an STD.

The bane of suburbia has reared its ugly head on the south side. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have grubs.

I’m sure they emigrated over from someone else’s crappy lawn and now our little patch of heaven looks like a bag of ass.

It’s kind of like finding out that the neighborhood mut defiled your beautiful pure breed bitch.

The irony is that well tended and watered lawns are at a higher risk for grubs than one that isn’t watered as fastidiously.

Ain’t that a bitch?

The lawn has been raked out and we have some grub control granules but it’s not looking good. I’m hoping we can catch this in enough time so we don’t have to resod.

So for the record, it wasn’t the unfortunate fertilizer incident last fall that made the grass turn brown.

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